Juicy, organic, free-range, herb-roasted chicken or…animal shaped chicken nuggets and ketchup?

Organic, grass-fed beef with melted garlic butter or… a Whopper with Cheese?

Flamed Creme Brûlée or… a jelly filled donuts?

Organic white cheddar, fresh figs, local honey, and a good glass of merlot or… spray cheese and Mountain Dew?

A soothing massage with aromatic essential oils or…pills with dangerous side effects?

Ah…the good life!